joel-ellie:

joel-ellie:

Happy take your muscles on a date to the gym day

Did you know.. every time someone tags this as “i’m gay” the stronger I become

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shirii:

blue diamond is hella emo #confirmed

redrahloo:

kaylapocalypse:

thanks barbie

teen vogue 2k17

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genderphobia:

genderphobia:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

still important

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ofmoonlightandthesun:

smis-happens:

edens-blog:

brendonbrandon:

she-who-shall-not-be-laid:

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

Why did I laugh so fucking hard….

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queenstravelingdarling:

water-writer:

dont give children’s coloring books to college students

HEATHENS!!!!!

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lavendertitties:

*When you’re taking group selfies with your friends and you’re tryna keep your angle*

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incidentalcomics:

Cycles of Love

Happy Valentine’s Day! May all your romantic relationships roll gently downhill.

My book The Shape of Ideas is now available for pre-order. Get it here.

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scrawlers:

australopithecusrex:

relax-o-vision:

dedalvs:

roachpatrol:

kateordie:

freezecooper:

Ppl be like “ I want an actual male gem, not just Steven.”

Jeez, it’s like having only one character

to represent your whole gender

in a group composed all of another gender

is a bit upsetting huh?

I wonder

what

that’s like

no really

can you 

even imagine

what this lack of representation

MUST 

FEEL 

LIKE

This

post

isn’t

long

enough

none of the listed shows are named after the one female character, either

it’s actually physically impossible for me to not reblog this post.

I want to say I’ve reblogged this before, but I’m reblogging again for the brilliant addition of, “None of the listed shows are named after the one female character, either” because FUCKING THANK YOU.

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captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

one thing i hate in horror movies or games is whenever there’s a situation that’s like “we GOTTA get OUTTA this HOUSE” nobody ever picks up like, a lamp or a heavy book and just breaks a fucking window

like in RE7 for example, in order to get outside you gotta find three dog head statues and solve a stupid puzzle to unlock a door

but there’s like, windows everywhere

and ethan has a gun

just fucking shoot a window and go outside 

or throw your gun at the window. guns are heavy, it’ll break the window. 

you know whats more dangerous than a window?

hillbilly puzzle murder mutants 

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